an emotionally constipated, recovering alcoholic, almost-sociopath and a former multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent with trust issues
An overly patriotic 94 year-old that used to wear tights and an alcoholic with daddy issues and a severe case of technophilia.
a narcissistic scientist who is an oblivious idiot and a petulant flyboy with daddy issues
wait i actually dont know how to make mcshep sound bad??
an idiot and a clotpole
Geriatric war criminal and malfunctioning sentient time machine.
Emotionally stunted genius and bombastic playboy with limited career aspirations.
Deeply traumatized verbal bully and control freak who’s desperate to prove herself no matter how inappropriate the occasion.
A 900+ year-old alien and a 19-year-old human girl.
An 1,000 year old alien and a psychopathic killer woman who has a gun obsession (who was also in jail for killing the 1,000 year old alien but that never happened)
A guy who believes he sucks at life and for a while thought he was a truly terrible human being, but really he’s amazing, and another guy who may just be an awkward child trapped inside a 26 year olds body. Both can be overly emotional, sarcastic, and twat-like.